tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59354922680954461052011-10-22T22:55:48.431-07:00valtyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13849800664602503715noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5935492268095446105.post-27682212773724849972010-06-16T00:47:00.001-07:002010-06-16T00:47:54.829-07:00<a href="http://www.free-iqtest.net" title="Free IQ Test"><img src="http://www.free-iqtest.net/images/badges2/l145.gif" width="200" height="100" alt="Free IQ Test" border="0"></a><br>Free-IQTest.net - <a title="Free IQ Test" href="http://www.free-iqtest.net">Free IQ Test</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5935492268095446105-2768221277372484997?l=oatmealeatinglizard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>valtyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13849800664602503715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5935492268095446105.post-66501256405358957212010-06-14T00:08:00.000-07:002010-06-14T00:39:08.884-07:00<div style="">I got a text last Wednesday. It was the <i>same</i> text message that the <i>same</i> number sent me a week before. TWICE! The first time I received it, I ignored it. The second time, I deleted it. The third time,I finally decided to screw with the texter.</div><div style=""><br /></div><div style=""><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7GMaeFW62g4/TBXZwwrkt2I/AAAAAAAAAB4/dLNx3Bj_1CU/s1600/photo.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px; text-align: center; " src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7GMaeFW62g4/TBXZwwrkt2I/AAAAAAAAAB4/dLNx3Bj_1CU/s400/photo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5482527553118058338" /><br /></a><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7GMaeFW62g4/TBXZwwrkt2I/AAAAAAAAAB4/dLNx3Bj_1CU/s1600/photo.jpg"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; ">Seriously, is anyone really stupid enough to fall for this crap?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline; "><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; ">So I replied: "Kamusta dyan? Malamig ba ngayon dyan sa Dubai? So itatapon ko na ba yun luma mong number? Magkano bang load kailangan mo? Maypapabili ako, kelangan ng laptop ng kapatid mo sa school. Baka pwede ka magpadala sa amin.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline; "><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline; ">Swindler: Ok naman ako d2. kamusta na kayo dyan? Cge magpapadala ako ng laptop dyan paloadan mo muna ako ng P500 may tatawagan lang akong importante. Mahirap kasi magload d2 hindi nko makatext wala na akong load ingat god bless!</span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline; "><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline; ">Swindlee (aka ME): wala akong pera. Nalimutan mo akong padalhan ng pera nung isang buwan. padala mo naman sa account ko para maloadan kita.</span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline; "><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline; ">Swindler: ...</span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline; "><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline; ">Yeah! Who's the bitch now, bitch?! >:)</span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline; "><br /></span></span></div><br /></div></span></a><br /><div></div></span></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7GMaeFW62g4/TBXZwwrkt2I/AAAAAAAAAB4/dLNx3Bj_1CU/s1600/photo.jpg"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "></span></span></div></span></a><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><div style=""><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7GMaeFW62g4/TBXZwwrkt2I/AAAAAAAAAB4/dLNx3Bj_1CU/s1600/photo.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></a></div></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5935492268095446105-6650125640535895721?l=oatmealeatinglizard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>valtyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13849800664602503715noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5935492268095446105.post-42840802808527075132010-06-11T19:59:00.000-07:002010-06-12T00:47:59.921-07:00<div><div style="text-align: center; ">A valdemort_ty production</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7GMaeFW62g4/TBM6VS8oHQI/AAAAAAAAABo/sAUqN2WrVIc/s1600/quicker+oats.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7GMaeFW62g4/TBM6VS8oHQI/AAAAAAAAABo/sAUqN2WrVIc/s400/quicker+oats.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481789308977814786" /></a><div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); ">coming soon.</span></div></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5935492268095446105-4284080280852707513?l=oatmealeatinglizard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>valtyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13849800664602503715noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5935492268095446105.post-24998536049149808272010-06-11T01:56:00.000-07:002010-06-11T02:12:42.675-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7GMaeFW62g4/TBH6qbGRQCI/AAAAAAAAAA4/bM2mj4_Ivvk/s1600/coming+soon+teaser+copy.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7GMaeFW62g4/TBH6qbGRQCI/AAAAAAAAAA4/bM2mj4_Ivvk/s400/coming+soon+teaser+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481437828222107682" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5935492268095446105-2499853604914980827?l=oatmealeatinglizard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>valtyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13849800664602503715noreply@blogger.com2